"The Scariest T-Shirt Ever" (Size M)
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Vampires, witches and ghosts have nothing on a child made of toxic chemicals and artificial ingredients.
Our 100% organic cotton t-shirt is the perfect frightening Halloween accessory for your green kid. You can easily turn it into a one-of-a-kind Halloween costume by accenting it with a third eye, green hair or smears of slimy face paint.
The t-shirt reads:
"Package Contents: One Average Child. Parts MADE IN CHINA with Child Labor. INGREDIENTS: artificial color, artificial flavor, partially hydrogenated oil, lead, melamine, arsenic, BPA, preservatives, monosodium glutamate, and 87 more."
T-shirts available (in orange color only) in kids' sizes XS (2-4), S (6-8), M (10-12), and L (14-16). The shirts run big.
Onesies available (in natural color only) in sizes 3/6 mos, 6/12 mos, 12/18 mos, and 18/24 mos.
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